Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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