No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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