i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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