I'm lost and stupid without you.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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