Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Are we still banned from the library?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
