new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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