thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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