i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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