You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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