just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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