You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
