Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
