yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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