Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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