it's not cheating when I paid for it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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