Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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