why didn't you poke me back
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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