Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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