my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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