oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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