Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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