Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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