Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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