I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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