Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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