Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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