I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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