We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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