are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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