I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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