doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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