if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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