Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Randomize
