But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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