My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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