from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
