She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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