Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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