Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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