they need to just BURY HIM!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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