think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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