the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You need a sexual gate keeper
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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