Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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