try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
