As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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