I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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