We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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