Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Randomize
