so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
