what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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