I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
