I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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