Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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