And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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