i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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