So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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