I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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