Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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