There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
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